I'm Californian, and that means…

23 Mar
  • Our chicks & dudes are WAYYYY hotter than yours
  • We don’t stop at stop signs… we do a “California roll”
  • No cop no stop

  • My governor can kick your governors ass
  • When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and they accept it and give it back, because that’s the California way
  • I say “like” and “for sure” and “right on” and “dude” and “totally” and “peace out” and “hella” and I say them often
  • I know what real cheese & avocadoes taste like
  • I can wear sandals all year long
  • I go to the Beach – not “down to the shore”
  • I know 65 mph really means 80
  • The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)
  • I’m Mexican or live next door to one
  • I can go out at midnight
  • You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you’re from, you give your area code
  • I might get looked at funny by locals when I’m on vacation in their state, but when they find out I’m from California I turn into a Greek GOD
  • I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day
  • All the TV shows you “other” states watch get filmed here
  • We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)
  • I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more then yours, which means I’m better than you
  • The best athletes come from here

Thanks Mom!


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